tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post2315616919494619226..comments2023-10-09T10:25:41.192-07:00Comments on Confessions from a Mormon Bachelor Pad: My Baby GazelleMormon Bachelor Padhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04258772069893950671noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-25651192957027128962010-01-22T11:09:34.522-08:002010-01-22T11:09:34.522-08:00bahahaha! "We're through"
five ...bahahaha! "We're through" <br /><br /><br /><br />five minutes later<br /><br /><br /><br />"we started making out." <br /><br /><br />not exact quotes mind you but...bahaha! Oh good ole byu fhe... still servings it's purpose since I left it I see..ConnieBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13682175645848916523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-43749550006201349492010-01-21T22:32:16.293-08:002010-01-21T22:32:16.293-08:00I'm new to this site and don't know many M...I'm new to this site and don't know many Mormons. So, Mormons can't have sex before marriage, correct? But when you talk about making out with "heavy petting," does this include hand jobs? Are you allowed to have oral sex? Are you allowed to take your clothes off around your partner and touch each other? And where exactly do you get the rules on hooking up- how do you know how far you're allowed to go before marriage?<br /><br />I'm honestly curious and would appreciate an answer from someone who is informed about these issues and isn't guessing.ABC123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-39496804118162574222010-01-21T12:36:24.028-08:002010-01-21T12:36:24.028-08:00You are what I would call a douche Lord. When you ...You are what I would call a douche Lord. When you finally convince some unfortunate girl to marry you, you will be find that you will have changed your bastard ways. As a girl that moved from Dublin(Clondalkin) to America I have fought the urge to unleash my Irish temper on your posts. Most of them crack me up and this one even does too, but I can't hold back replying anymore. I am not surprised that you were sent there on your mission because you totally fit in with all the low life, non motivated men that hail from the mother land. You know, the ones that hang around...talking the talk, and never walking the walk. I won't lie and tell you that I don't enjoy reading your posts, because I do. However, I will continue to believe that you are living in some sad little fantasy world. If you were the player that you claim to be...you wouldn't really have time to blog about it. As my mam always says....if someone is talking about it, then they probably aren't getting it. <br />-Aoife<br />p.s. Up the Republic :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-40875223940360676192010-01-20T22:14:39.870-08:002010-01-20T22:14:39.870-08:00What the deuce... I feel more upset that you denie...What the deuce... I feel more upset that you denied her in front of those girls than you talking crap about her sideburns and arm hair. I dunno, just the thought that she went out of her way to surprise you and then you act like she's a nobody. I'm sure you don't care, and that's such a Girl thing of me to say, but hot damn.Casseehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01264291422760243127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-66548629419222479222010-01-20T21:32:31.672-08:002010-01-20T21:32:31.672-08:00why is jake not posting? this is really weird. is ...why is jake not posting? this is really weird. is he finished with the blog? did he have sex with sanders? did he move to costa rica? the suspense is killing me! where are you jake? don't just leave us hanging! you still have fans even though everyone is really starting to hate this blog.dyingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-2120653729920907062010-01-20T21:29:28.311-08:002010-01-20T21:29:28.311-08:00if you're married to someone I am pretty sure ...if you're married to someone I am pretty sure you will know if they shave their arms or not. I doubt you will find out when she runs out of razors.trust menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-44329485281232033122010-01-20T21:27:01.522-08:002010-01-20T21:27:01.522-08:00how come I can never see the polls or any of the r...how come I can never see the polls or any of the results?... which means I can't vote on them either. Does anyone else have this same problem?helpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-88545974189021524362010-01-20T17:37:43.665-08:002010-01-20T17:37:43.665-08:00I think you're gross and should be ashamed of ...I think you're gross and should be ashamed of yourself. I know a lot of what you write is just to make people laugh, but it's inappropriate and its making girls self conscious and proving that some guys really are just worthless slobs pretending to be interested to get some action. <br /><br />disgusting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-52525760309892400102010-01-20T16:43:05.771-08:002010-01-20T16:43:05.771-08:00Now I'm feeling self conscious about my arms.....Now I'm feeling self conscious about my arms... I've never thought of them as hairy, but maybe they are? I dunno...Ariel ~ Single Mormon Girlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12399974799752314977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-86279087781635423982010-01-20T15:59:41.578-08:002010-01-20T15:59:41.578-08:00I have nothing to say other than...I would eat you...I have nothing to say other than...I would eat you for lunch and spit out the waste. That's all. :)NNikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506161645223765063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-23654229611751849232010-01-20T10:32:08.791-08:002010-01-20T10:32:08.791-08:00That was such a funny post. Thank goodness you ar...That was such a funny post. Thank goodness you are moving on. loved all the analogies.Tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03655298206177966334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-8331804109558365782010-01-20T09:35:36.449-08:002010-01-20T09:35:36.449-08:00Kissing butter? Ewwww! Haha.Kissing butter? Ewwww! Haha.Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12232019339061160767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-25030573185377148562010-01-20T08:41:50.001-08:002010-01-20T08:41:50.001-08:00The light switch happens to everyone. Things I can...The light switch happens to everyone. Things I can think of: he is just too darn short, he has kissed too many girls,or his hands are hairy or shaped weird. Those were the main deal breakers. Oh, and he has FP(even if he was way cut at the time). This list goes on. Calvin's post are always though provoking. In the best way.<br /><br />I have to add/admit that, in the way of FP, you can't be too careful. Especially if fat grosses you out. So, to conclude my thought, I think it is very smart for Jake to establish his want for a "too skinny" woman.Followernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-50610439674732077392010-01-20T00:28:12.885-08:002010-01-20T00:28:12.885-08:00I really like when Blazzer posts and sticks up for...I really like when Blazzer posts and sticks up for these guys. Cause I was thinking the exact same thing and then I read his post. Calvin isn't looking at hairy arms and too soft of lips and all that crap when he's interested. It's just.. now that he doesn't want her anymore, it seems just like an easy excuse.. <br /><br />I think I probably do the same thing and I'm a girl.. I'm sure many of us do, we just don't wanna call ourselves out on it. Great post C. I enjoyed in thoroughly.Knoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-2716651333673011782010-01-19T23:44:33.034-08:002010-01-19T23:44:33.034-08:00Is anyone else curious about Calvin posting twice ...Is anyone else curious about Calvin posting twice in a row?Kimkidonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05680439867881247046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-54192831240806573092010-01-19T23:23:07.829-08:002010-01-19T23:23:07.829-08:00There are so many things I want to say about Nyssa...There are so many things I want to say about Nyssa's comment, but, alas I will keep it 'G' rated. Just let the record show I think that alternating between being the prey, the predator, and equals can be just 'equally' exciting. ;)Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01584385925041301989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-5453532507260656472010-01-19T21:54:17.030-08:002010-01-19T21:54:17.030-08:00I don't think that the person you want to date...I don't think that the person you want to date should be a gizelle and you a lion. I don't want my man to eat me or be a predator (PS I"m NOT a twilight fan) I would rather it be two lions like in the romantic scene in the Lion King with Nala and Simba. Two equals.Nyssahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02331818542533122489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-86867038183200640212010-01-19T19:55:41.915-08:002010-01-19T19:55:41.915-08:00Go out and find yourself another baby gazelle to j...Go out and find yourself another baby gazelle to jump.Karina F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12745032881157414993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-35517850544006124142010-01-19T19:40:31.830-08:002010-01-19T19:40:31.830-08:00I think the bigger question here is...
Why does C...I think the bigger question here is...<br /><br />Why does Calvin know what it's like to kiss butter?Julienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-21296833139527891172010-01-19T18:52:03.216-08:002010-01-19T18:52:03.216-08:00Calvin has touched on a dating phenomenon beautifu...Calvin has touched on a dating phenomenon beautifully here. He didn't notice these things that he is being attacked for being "shallow" for until AFTER he decided he didn't like Marie. Even he says he's "not sure why [he] never noticed it before." <br /><br />Those are not the reasons why Calvin doesn't like Marie you silly twits. Those are things he overlooked when he was interested. I'd say thats some evidence contrary to Calvin being shallow. He didn't notice her flaws until after the "light switch" went off.<br /><br />This has definately happened to me when I've falling out with someone, and I'd wager it's happened to many of us.<br /><br />Great metaphor Calvin. This is your best post yet.<br /><br />-BlazzerBlazzerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15346715792024913176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-81558991996359921782010-01-19T18:45:11.886-08:002010-01-19T18:45:11.886-08:00wax. anyone?
seriously, it slowly diminishes the ...wax. anyone? <br />seriously, it slowly diminishes the hair in the desired area to the point where you probably won't feel the need to remove the hair completely anymore.<br />not quite sure why i know this.Marie-Luisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03245894757680540253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-75843887293873947212010-01-19T17:39:39.987-08:002010-01-19T17:39:39.987-08:00You're doing what I do: finding flaws.
As soon...You're doing what I do: finding flaws.<br />As soon as a guy starts to like me I push away, find flaws, I do a lot to distance myself from him.<br />It's either something he says or the way he looks at me that makes my brain go Abort! Abort!<br />Unfortunately the light switch has gone on for me already and nothing has even happened yet.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12818661903891646244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-45138554097950140722010-01-19T17:21:56.311-08:002010-01-19T17:21:56.311-08:00I had this roommate when I was single that would c...I had this roommate when I was single that would come home after a date and put pictures of the girl he'd gone out with up on the wall via our projector. He would then proceed to zoom in on all of her facial features (especially teeth) and critique her. A mole might end up being examined after being blown up to the size of a basketball. He was an ass, and so are you.bdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-66170530027587846272010-01-19T17:00:59.454-08:002010-01-19T17:00:59.454-08:00Marie's lucky to only have peach fuzz. I'd...Marie's lucky to only have peach fuzz. I'd be more than happy if that was the case for me. And I can't believe how many women made sure to put down they had hairless arms and lack of sideburns. Quite funny.meliss3092https://www.blogger.com/profile/00460058618425327289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-8589464723877352892010-01-19T15:49:41.673-08:002010-01-19T15:49:41.673-08:00I once kissed a girl and it felt like kissing a ba...I once kissed a girl and it felt like kissing a balloon.<br /><br />But go break up with her. How did she know where you lived though?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com