tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post5201591770518641357..comments2023-10-09T10:25:41.192-07:00Comments on Confessions from a Mormon Bachelor Pad: How To KissMormon Bachelor Padhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04258772069893950671noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-74071855401491807512010-06-14T15:31:11.537-07:002010-06-14T15:31:11.537-07:00False. I thought kissing was an art form when I wa...False. I thought kissing was an art form when I was single (still do, but it's a little different when you're not kissing everyone). I put so much analysis into it that I should have been some sort of kiss psychologist. All I really wanted was for a guy to kiss me, be mind blown because I matched him and topped him, and then never talk to him again. I don't know if that ever happened, but it was the goal, and it was fun.Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04784610135831029044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-33481421827401997712010-06-03T16:31:20.640-07:002010-06-03T16:31:20.640-07:00That annoys me that she kissed so pathetically. An...That annoys me that she kissed so pathetically. And it's so stupid when people say that they are good kissers. How can they even know that? They don't kiss themselves. And kissing isn't the same with every person so how can you always be at the top of your game- if your partner is playing a different game? (i.e. kissing way differently [/worse] than you'd like to be.) Anyway... depending on how much you like Shaleese (aside from her worthless kissing), maybe you can do what you just said yourself- and talk to her about it. But I think she's too busy being flirty, sarcastic, overly confident, and self absorbed to have a real conversation with you about that and take any pointers. But think about it maybe.Ashley Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03855337123996979390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-52159677984052122782010-05-31T14:33:53.215-07:002010-05-31T14:33:53.215-07:00I don't know if I ever told you guys this, but...I don't know if I ever told you guys this, but I found your blog when look for relationship/ kissing advice for mormons. Yeah, I just admitted it. <br /><br />Anyway, thanks for the advice, and since your other readers seem to agree, I'll take it. When I have my first kiss, I'll tell you how it goes and if your tips worked. Haha.<br /><br />Sounds like you're a full on alfalfa kisser.jugglerchichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09724714676896708475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-84652789482044995712010-05-30T14:55:16.863-07:002010-05-30T14:55:16.863-07:00i agree, getting kissed on the ear, when done righ...i agree, getting kissed on the ear, when done right is pretty hot.<br />my first boyfriend did the whole shove his toungue in my mouth. Yeah, he didn't last long.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-33668660706761037772010-05-30T14:50:51.605-07:002010-05-30T14:50:51.605-07:00HAHAHAHA, you quoted scripture for your kissing ra...HAHAHAHA, you quoted scripture for your kissing rant. too funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-90148890063865175652010-05-27T14:39:47.136-07:002010-05-27T14:39:47.136-07:00This could be a good thing for all, for she could ...This could be a good thing for all, for she could easily be over there going, "Man, i hope he never calls me again. Terrible kisser!"jmonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-83211228099073655742010-05-26T19:26:12.679-07:002010-05-26T19:26:12.679-07:00Teach Me Jake! Teach me!Teach Me Jake! Teach me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-45407275396011429352010-05-26T15:12:02.620-07:002010-05-26T15:12:02.620-07:00I feel like you should perform a public service fo...I feel like you should perform a public service for your species, and teach Shaleese how to kiss correctly. If she's as hot as your resumé makes her out to be, than no doubt other guys are gonna ask her out.<br />just sayingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-49803190299433529612010-05-26T14:33:03.262-07:002010-05-26T14:33:03.262-07:00The sweaty body part imagery is priceless! ...and ...The sweaty body part imagery is priceless! ...and gross.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-4022204602094474732010-05-26T13:54:11.533-07:002010-05-26T13:54:11.533-07:00That post totally reminds me of this. I lol'd ...That post totally reminds me of <a href="http://mingle2.com/blog/view/bad-kissers" rel="nofollow">this</a>. I lol'd at both, without a doubt. Everyone has a style, and sometimes they suck... literally.Bagshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11098978489370757418noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-70864449339649153822010-05-26T10:49:29.741-07:002010-05-26T10:49:29.741-07:00Jake, this is one of your blogs best posts! It bel...Jake, this is one of your blogs best posts! It belongs in the sidebar.<br /><br />I don't agree that guys work at this more than girls but the golden rule is a good thought.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02877421557667839859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-64572461856935646322010-05-25T22:56:37.065-07:002010-05-25T22:56:37.065-07:00Jesica Huffaker:
I pity you.
You know hat makes ...Jesica Huffaker:<br /><br />I pity you.<br /><br />You know hat makes sex even better? The build up. Just like the first kiss, the first anything, or anything you don't get or give away freely, the work and the build up to something awesome makes it inherently more awesome.<br /><br />I love fore-play, even if it leads no-where given my current marital status. It's like the Trailers before a movie, even though you know the main event is still on it's way, you can't miss the previews.<br /><br />For all those women who let their husbands get the pooty without the proper build up, Stop being such a slut!Waited For a Sister Missionaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572184650151693614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-7522338260887161942010-05-25T15:31:03.233-07:002010-05-25T15:31:03.233-07:00I am not the hater who usually hates on this blog,...I am not the hater who usually hates on this blog, but I do hate this blog... except for this post.<br /><br />You actually thought before putting this one down, didn't you?<br /><br />After reading this, I don't doubt you are a good kisser, but I still think you are a douch bag.haternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-5577597793929284562010-05-25T15:09:52.393-07:002010-05-25T15:09:52.393-07:00"Oh, oh, oh, honey! Squeeze him tight! Find o..."Oh, oh, oh, honey! Squeeze him tight! Find out what you wanna know! Promise love, and if it really is, it's there in his kiss!" <br />"How 'bout the way he acts?"<br />"No no no! That's not the way! You're not listenin' to all I'm sayin'!"<br />"If you wanna know if he loves you so it's in his kiss!<br />"That's where it is?"<br />"Oh, yeah! Its in his kiss!"<br />"That's where it is!"BossLyricshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13939241463556297192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-37575866253259116492010-05-25T15:06:02.805-07:002010-05-25T15:06:02.805-07:00""BossLyricshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13939241463556297192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-31739548193721230762010-05-25T15:06:02.806-07:002010-05-25T15:06:02.806-07:00Most girls can't kiss worth a crap. Take heed ...Most girls can't kiss worth a crap. Take heed ladies.Grateful Dudenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-81180039872520434242010-05-25T14:37:04.082-07:002010-05-25T14:37:04.082-07:00your kiss is on my list.your kiss is on my list.can't resistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-76596540812491961522010-05-25T14:21:12.962-07:002010-05-25T14:21:12.962-07:00Enjoy the kissing now because when you're marr...Enjoy the kissing now because when you're married it goes away. Not that I want it to it just does because you've moved on to bigger and better things. I can't remember the last time I had a make-out session with my husband.{Jesica Huffaker}https://www.blogger.com/profile/10536595149047452215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-41042829728779599872010-05-25T12:53:40.556-07:002010-05-25T12:53:40.556-07:00you know jake, i put a lot of thought into my kiss...you know jake, i put a lot of thought into my kissing. really - i've kissed (and this isn't a joke) more guys than i can remember, and boy, i remember kissing some real losers in the lip dept, and it was a shame cuz sometimes they were otherwise normal and cute boys - but nothing is worse than getting your face smashed by a giant wet tongue or worse - getting upside down spiderman kissed. that counts as my all time worst kiss. don't try to recreate that scene. <br />just. don't. (she says, pained.)briehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11495165592860741098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-84709429627726880922010-05-25T08:43:24.039-07:002010-05-25T08:43:24.039-07:00Oh man! I need a good kiss! How about we make out!...Oh man! I need a good kiss! How about we make out! I'll be the judge and see if your deep thought is really all that good!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-11895772158657982762010-05-25T06:54:15.168-07:002010-05-25T06:54:15.168-07:00Everyone stop picking on Nikki. Geez. This blogs...Everyone stop picking on Nikki. Geez. This blogs commenters LOVE to pick on people. I don't get it.<br /><br />I'm sorry Shaleese was a terrible kisser. That does really make things difficult.Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06294844881627073203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-55026596727903179032010-05-25T06:05:57.776-07:002010-05-25T06:05:57.776-07:00Jake.
You're marvelous! Wonderful! This is ...Jake.<br /><br />You're marvelous! Wonderful! This is perhaps your best post ever. If the way you approach the issue of kissing in anyway carries over into the approach to relationships in general, some lady will be very lucky someday. It appears any little lady would be lucky even just to lock lips with Your Majesty. :) (sigh) I'm married. I will never know what it's like...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-36183244615862592962010-05-25T02:11:45.123-07:002010-05-25T02:11:45.123-07:00Don't underestimate the power of the ear kiss....Don't underestimate the power of the ear kiss. If you get someone skilled doing it.......mmmm...... I'd be a fan of that on facebookAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-12306639411753800142010-05-25T00:47:21.927-07:002010-05-25T00:47:21.927-07:00Hell yes. I don't deny any of it.Hell yes. I don't deny any of it.Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506161645223765063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-13349770912771294532010-05-24T22:58:37.340-07:002010-05-24T22:58:37.340-07:00Haha that is hilarious. A good kiss is always key....Haha that is hilarious. A good kiss is always key. Seriously if they don't kiss well I can imagine what else they dont do well.;) I hate feeling teeth or when they shove their tounge down your throat. Or when they sit their and say oh i'm such a good kisser then you do kiss them and they suck!! <br />I once had a guy stick his tounge in my ear and I pulled back and said DON'T Do that. So I don't think your the only one who doesn't like the saliva in the ear thing. hahaShawntae @ alittlekingandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16270114214839473927noreply@blogger.com