Jake seems to think that 50% of the people who read our blog are guys, but are too afraid to come out of the closet. What are you?

Girl	0 (0%)
Guy, but don't tell anyone.	0 (0%)
Girl, but I read MBP to my husband/boyfriend and we both laugh/sigh in disgust.	0 (0%)
Guy, but I read it to my boyfriend/roommates and we giggle and then smooch/highfive.	0 (0%)