tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post4758293755800545865..comments2023-10-09T10:25:41.192-07:00Comments on Confessions from a Mormon Bachelor Pad: First Date DeetsMormon Bachelor Padhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04258772069893950671noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-85190459784495917762013-05-18T06:40:51.785-07:002013-05-18T06:40:51.785-07:00The customer has posted a series of three images, ...The customer has posted a series of three images, which have resulted in <br />Muslim protests around the world in one way or the other. A big problem with school uniforms is that they <br />are adding a new contact. So, I decided to use some of the explosives accidentally detonated at a safe <br />house serving as a base of operations for Saeid <br />Moradi and at least two plays in the sector. You could <br />play the part of the application to the image.<br /><br />Here is my webpage ... <a href="http://pixocool.com/gift-tag-stickers" rel="nofollow">stickers galore</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-64452694349632966522013-04-18T02:31:35.767-07:002013-04-18T02:31:35.767-07:00Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so muc...Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much about this, like you wrote the book <br />in it or something. I think that you can do with a few <br />pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is fantastic blog.<br />An excellent read. I will certainly be back.<br /><br />my blog - <a href="http://www.livingwithrheumatoidarthritis.org/" rel="nofollow">what is rheumatoid arthritis</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-18627043962856398302010-02-20T12:03:59.648-08:002010-02-20T12:03:59.648-08:00I agree with Anonymous 7:57. Super weird that she ...I agree with Anonymous 7:57. Super weird that she asked you to come play with her hair while she fell asleep...in her parents house. So Awkward.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-41188482405563970182009-11-06T11:59:23.429-08:002009-11-06T11:59:23.429-08:00Dang... she's brave. I would've never held...Dang... she's brave. I would've never held a guys hand on the first date, haha. But it does sound like you had a good time. It is kind of weird that you stayed and played with her hair... I don't think I would've been able to ask a guy to do that for me either, haha. I guess I'm a wuss. ;) You should ask her out again soon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-37401679154355139852009-11-05T14:38:36.668-08:002009-11-05T14:38:36.668-08:00Chris, you are my new best friend.Chris, you are my new best friend.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10710036672030360923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-39895486658415150132009-11-05T14:12:36.878-08:002009-11-05T14:12:36.878-08:00Chris I sincerely hope that you have a good day.Chris I sincerely hope that you have a good day.TechieGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17892477948552164305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-91459699872184200672009-11-05T14:05:52.897-08:002009-11-05T14:05:52.897-08:00ummmm.. i find that kinda awkward. Hahaha. Actuall...ummmm.. i find that kinda awkward. Hahaha. Actually very awkward? Weird...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-91783920841996830182009-11-05T12:12:41.110-08:002009-11-05T12:12:41.110-08:00Dear Arianna, I hope this helps...
"if you d...Dear Arianna, I hope this helps...<br /><br />"if you despise this blog so much why did you put yourself through even MORE pain by ever so carefully analyzing specific statements from the blog?"<br />You may find this absurd, but sometimes when I read something like MBP that "causes me pain" I want to tell them exactly why. I use quotes to help backup my argument. And it's fun for me. This shouldn't be something that shocks you so much.<br /><br />"How long did it take you to find each sentence from this post?"<br />How long did it take you to read their post, and then my comment, and then formulate an opinion, and then type it out in the comment box, and then spell check "sentence" on dictionary.com?<br /><br />"My advice is don't spend so much time putting others down and condemning them for their freedom of speech and expression."<br />Sound advice, Arianna. But it's also strange because it makes you out to be a hypocrite. I could argue that you wrote your comment directed towards me to be taken as condescending. Also, I never condemned any ones freedom of speech or expression. And no one did the same to me. In fact THEY encouraged it. But now here you are condemning MY speech and expression. I also want to point out that you really don't need to defend your boyfriends. They are adults who can handle themselves. It just makes you look incompetent.<br /><br />"Really, what good does it do?"<br />You're lame.<br /><br />"By the way Calvin & Jake I love your writing styles. :)"<br />Of course you love their writing styles. The majority of America has bad taste. Why do you think G-Force and Tyler Perry movies are so popular? That is the same reason why MBP is cool for dumb, young girls like you. Remember, taste is subjective.<br /><br />Jake,<br />I'm not reading any more of this garbage. There are other crappy sites waiting for the truth.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006846212487398235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-82083592285441699282009-11-04T22:26:47.691-08:002009-11-04T22:26:47.691-08:00By the way Calvin & Jake I love your writing s...By the way Calvin & Jake I love your writing styles. :)Ari and Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10101911955032557492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-63584040523308815292009-11-04T22:25:54.768-08:002009-11-04T22:25:54.768-08:00Chris - if you despise this blog so much why did y...Chris - if you despise this blog so much why did you put yourself through even MORE pain by ever so carefully analyzing specific statements from the blog? How long did it take you to find each sentence from this post? My advice is don't spend so much time putting others down and condemning them for their freedom of speech and expression. Really, what good does it do?Ari and Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10101911955032557492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-76602864042947812272009-11-04T14:51:17.661-08:002009-11-04T14:51:17.661-08:00Chris! Do me! Do me!
http://mormonbachelorpad.bl...Chris! Do me! Do me!<br /><br />http://mormonbachelorpad.blogspot.com/2009/08/kiss-her-like-man.htmlJakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07907265333564904080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-83654928156155222312009-11-04T14:00:04.305-08:002009-11-04T14:00:04.305-08:00No matter how much you claim to despise this blog,...No matter how much you claim to despise this blog, I think I speak for most of us when I tell you that I look forward to reading your future diatribes.<br /><br />Keep reading, Chris. Have a great day.Calvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10150793523829644501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-34758263872370956712009-11-04T13:23:54.083-08:002009-11-04T13:23:54.083-08:00Before stumbling onto your blog, I never thought I...Before stumbling onto your blog, I never thought I would ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly. And this is after having read the details of an rectal prolapse one time in anatomy.<br /> <br />I'm sure you wrote this knowing all your readers would leave tons of comments along the lines of "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have news for you: You don't know the first thing about being romantic. But you could give a convincing lesson on how to be faggot.<br /> <br />Let's take a closer look at some of your quotes you can include in your lesson:<br /> <br />"Yeah. When I open your door, I'm going to have to let go of your hand. I'm not sure if I'm ready to do that yet."<br />LAME. Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of them on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Scene ends with the couple holding hands walking along the beach. Good job, you're dating a skank with herpes.<br /> <br />"It was a great opportunity for me to ask all of the follow up questions regarding her family and friends that I'd been planning."<br />Did you just hit puberty? Is this your first date? Have you started using tampons yet or are you still wearing pads? I'm astounded that you feel the right to have a blog entitled "Mormon Bachelor Pad." A name that assumes you've at least been on a date before or at the very least had a phone conversation with a woman without having a friend whisper in your ear of what to say.<br /> <br />"She reached behind the passenger seat and found my Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal. (I always try to strategically place in my vehicle something from my childhood. It shows my date that I have a sensitive, child-like innocence. It also says that I have the capability to "attach" to something, and that ability to "attach" can easily transfer from an inanimate stuffed animal to a long-term, committed relationship.)"<br />Not only can you give lessons on how to be a faggot but you're also a psychologist. Or a manipulator. Same diff.<br /> <br />"That was probably the highlight of the evening. She laughed like it was the funniest thing anyone had ever said to her."<br />I don't have a lot to add to this that I'm sure isn't obvious. That was the highlight of your evening (which is sad) but the highlight of her evening was probably when she realized how easy it was going to be to get a raise from your dad. Also, are you always that funny? Like, does it come natural or do you have to work for it a little bit? I'd like to know your secrets.<br /> <br />"It was the most sensual episode of hand holding I've had since I got back from Ireland. I also had my right hand above her head rest playing with her hair. She was closing her eyes breathing deeply while I ran my fingers through her hair over and over."<br />I've never read twilight, but can someone check if this is an excerpt? You forgot the part where your eyes are smoldering.<br /><br />"I tried not to think about how many guys she'd invited to play with her hair in the past. In fact, it didn't even cross my mind until Jake asked me. I don't even want to know."<br />Again, nice date with a herpes skank.<br /><br />"Will you come inside with me and play with my hair while I fall asleep?"<br />Again with the hair? Next time ask her to play with the hair on your back, why the double standard?<br /> <br />I'm done. I can't go on. I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my hand in the oven.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006846212487398235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-66691955154415294482009-11-04T12:38:45.058-08:002009-11-04T12:38:45.058-08:00Tori’s journal entry the next morning:
Dear Diary,...Tori’s journal entry the next morning:<br />Dear Diary,<br />I finally went on my date with Calvin and it was so perfect! I can’t even put into words all that happened. He is so sweet and thoughtful and spiritual and sensitive. Is it too early to say that I’m totally falling in love with him?? I know that all of our dates are going to be as wonderful as this one, and I can’t wait for when he proposes! I already have such a great relationship with his father, I can just see how quaint we’ll all be gathered around a family dinner. I never knew things would turn out this happily for me! I mean, in YW I always had the feeling I would be married before 20 (and be spared the fate of an old maid), but I expected it to at least happen in my second semester! Everything is just so perfect!<br />xxooxxshirley elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00531842026700203446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-74815569948381825422009-11-04T11:04:03.543-08:002009-11-04T11:04:03.543-08:00I'll be honest...as awkward as inviting him in...I'll be honest...as awkward as inviting him in may have been, I love having people play with my hair. I would NEVER in a million years invite a guy into my room to play with my hair, especially on the first date...but I would be walking on air after a super-good date. and when guys play with my hair, I am putty in their hands.<br />That said, Calvin, you are a stud, and i want to know how you got out of the house as well.Tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107411697887158459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-35170026292901117552009-11-03T19:56:25.216-08:002009-11-03T19:56:25.216-08:00If she starts talking about "Isle Esme" ...If she starts talking about "Isle Esme" it's a trick... don't fall for it!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17228241861919409401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-59683357867652816262009-11-03T19:55:45.429-08:002009-11-03T19:55:45.429-08:00P.P.S. I'm 34. Almost 35. NOT 14.
And will...P.P.S. I'm 34. Almost 35. NOT 14.<br /><br />And will SOMEONE please tell me what a patriarchal blessing is?Lula!https://www.blogger.com/profile/18341753113164178323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-66417292583220470032009-11-03T19:53:43.958-08:002009-11-03T19:53:43.958-08:00The theme song to this post is Luna Halo's &qu...The theme song to this post is Luna Halo's "On Your Side." <br /><br />Seriously.<br /><br />I started singing it the minute I got to the "play with my hair while I fall asleep" part...and I'm still singing it. <br /><br />is Tori really pretty? Because in my head she looks looks kinda like Hilary Duff...and that's a GOOD thing. <br /><br />#TeamCalvin<br /><br />p.s. But I gotta go for #TeamJake, too...'cause he appreciates my man, Jason Statham. Rock on!Lula!https://www.blogger.com/profile/18341753113164178323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-40344268261822844312009-11-03T16:36:48.738-08:002009-11-03T16:36:48.738-08:00PS Your blog is boring. How you get so many people...PS Your blog is boring. How you get so many people to read it blows my mind. It must be all your dates gone wrong. I sure you're the guy that asks any and every girl out. Also, Edward is abusive and Bella has the most annoying personality ever portrayed in writing. How did that book ever become so popular. (Sorry to disappoint 99% of your readers)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-41504943418330883982009-11-03T16:29:14.047-08:002009-11-03T16:29:14.047-08:00I'm 14, I love your website and I can't ge...I'm 14, I love your website and I can't get enough of it! I'm pretty sure I have the largest collection of webkins and I LOVE Edward and Bella. Your post is like a modern day love story. OMG!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-61317860799294848682009-11-03T16:15:45.645-08:002009-11-03T16:15:45.645-08:00You should have just t-bagged her there in the tru...You should have just t-bagged her there in the truck. It would have been less douche-baggy than to hide your pooh bear and patriarchial blessing for her to find. LAME.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-37625966406121696142009-11-03T16:12:31.238-08:002009-11-03T16:12:31.238-08:00You've been on some pretty bad dates if this o...You've been on some pretty bad dates if this one was the best?!! The whole...."play with my hair while i fall asleep." that is just odd...what? is she trying to be like bella and you be her edward..?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-16731157461217807202009-11-03T15:22:17.216-08:002009-11-03T15:22:17.216-08:00I love how so many people are like, "I'M ...I love how so many people are like, "I'M SO EMBARRASSED FOR YOU."<br /><br />Why? You're anonymous and obviously girls eat it up.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04209846099033251901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-65033203674998057462009-11-03T14:58:42.331-08:002009-11-03T14:58:42.331-08:00haha I love this blog!
And for the record... I&#...haha I love this blog! <br /><br />And for the record... I'm 19.Ariel ~ Single Mormon Girlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12399974799752314977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3003719160930212557.post-65102832718554974552009-11-03T14:46:45.244-08:002009-11-03T14:46:45.244-08:00Tori is probably only dating you because she wants...Tori is probably only dating you because she wants your dad to give her a raise. And being naughty with you is less disgusting than with your dad.<br />And I agree with anonymous that most of your readers are probably 14 and go back to their Webkins website after visiting yours.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com