Saturday, May 8, 2010

Finals Week

How grateful I am that I got kicked out of college last semester. Claire, Calvin, and every other friend of mine who is in college has been so incredibly busy with finals.

Every invite and activity seems to be thwarted with some sort of excuse involving the word "finals".

This has given me and Lance a little more time to hang out over the past few days.

Lance has the ability to hang out with and make out with a few different girls at the same time. Something I have always thought I would be good at, but that I've never really had a chance to try out.

It's always good to see Lance in action. Even though I will often discount his success by saying that it is only because he is so good looking. I do have to give him some credit. He has definitely learned how to maximize his chick pulling abilities.

With everyone else out of commission for finals week, we went on a little man date. Our goal was to meet some new girls. We went to Red Rock for dinner, and while there, there was a table of 3 girls sitting on the other side of the restaurant. He kept making eye contact and finally said, "Those girls are into us." I turned around to look, and they were looking right at us. I quickly jerked back around, embarrassed, and said, "Nice dude... they totally busted me." Lance said, "Yeah, that's what I was hoping for. Hold on." Then he stood up and walked over to their table.

I couldn't hear what was said, but I heard them all laughing a couple of times. One of those times was after Lance pointed at me. Then I saw Lance talking to a server for a minute. Next thing I knew Lance and I were sitting next to these three girls all at a new table getting to know each other.

I was amazed at Lance's courage. Maybe it was the fact that girls always told him (these three included) amidst giddy giggles that he looked like Leonardo Dicaprio. There is no way I could ever imagine doing what I just saw him do. Unless maybe I was Leonardo Dicaprio.

We made some new friends. Karla, Amie, and Cassie. Honestly, they were cuter from the other side of the restaurant. Karla was the best looking and she was on Lance from minute one. I was able to be pretty funny and did a good job of playing wingman. I'm pretty sure that I could have had my choice between Amie and Cassie... but Shaleese and Claire are more attractive and more interesting. Still it was a pretty impressive display by Lance.

Jake

13 comments:

Waiting On A Sister Missionary said...

How "grateful" you are that you got kicked out of college? Do you tell all these girls that? If so it has changed my mental image of these chicks...

Anonymous said...

I've never met a girl named Cassie that's a looker, the best I've seen is a 20 footer once that was not even cute within 10 feet.

Anonymous said...

Jake+Lance. I like it. Fags.

Crystal said...

I don't think I've ever met a girl named Cassie that wasn't pretty. Interesting Anon 3:18.

bd said...

It must suck being you Jake... Calvin already has more comments than you.

Maybe you should quit this stupid blog and focus on actually finding an eternal companion.

ginger said...

Don't hate on Jake....he's awesome!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jake doesn't write like a wife beater wannabe like Calvin does.

Anonymous said...

Well I think this is cute. :D You're awesome Jake

marthamaeloves said...

Whoa Jake, you only have 6 comments. Now I don't always scroll down through the comments but 6 seems like so little. Now obviously if my blog ever got 6 comments it would be epic.

Anyways jake, just wanted to say THANKS! I got your package on Thursday and it made my entire week!! So thank you! You have adorable guy handwriting.
I'm glad you are enjoying your time off school. But seriously this can't be forever, right?!

But as always, you're my favorite!

Martha (its okay if you don't remember me)

ginger said...

Wait a minute....who's Martha and why is she getting a package?!

Mormon Bachelor Pad said...

Ginger,

Apparently Jake is giving away shirts to girls who dedicate a blog post to why he's cooler than me... or something. I've always thought it was obvious that he was cooler and funnier, but I guess he needs that kind of reassurance.

-c

Anonymous said...

He has had more girlfriends than you, and could have been married if he didn't chicken out, so yeah, that probably qualifies as cooler.

ginger said...

....and if we say we like you better, what do we get?