Friday, May 1, 2009

Supplemental - NICK

Nick: Roommate. Back from his mission since November 2008. Attractiveness: 7 Coolness: 7.5 Short and kind of a social retard. Thinks that his water bed is better than a regular bed when participating in heavy horizontal make-outs. Lives on protein shakes and Tootie Frooties with 1% milk. He constantly points out how his roof rack is better than everyone else's. Has the uncanny ability to say sexist things, but every girl still thinks he's the sweetest and most innocent of the roommates.

APPEARANCE
height: 5' 6" weight: 176 lbs..
hair: brown eyes: Brown
genealogy: British Austrian
attractiveness: 7
coolness: 7.5

FIRST DATE Q&A
from: Born in a trailer park in Provo while his parents attended BYU. They moved to Riverton when he was 3 and he has lived in the same house ever since.
family: Oldest of 4 kids. 3 Sisters. Parents were divorced and have both been remarried.
high school: Bingham High School
mission: Chile Osorno 11/06-11/08
church calling: Elders Quorum Secretary
school: none
job: airport supply
when he grows up: Jet pilot or Chuck Norris
favorite movie: Superbad
music: Punk. Rock.
motto: "Yummy things come in small packages."

RATE PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS IN THE ORDER MOST IMPORTANT IN AN ETERNAL COMPANION:

1. boobs
2. breasts
3. cleavage
4. smile/laugh
5. butt
6. legs
7. eyes

3 comments:

Sierra said...

So, this is way old but I just read it and I went to Bingham High School, too! Weird..

colleenroselle said...

hahaha my friends and I laughed so hard at the first 3 characteristics

Anonymous said...

Water beds ARE better than regular beds...and not just for lovin' time. I wish I had one!