May 2009 The Supplements

You should know that every post found in the archives during the month of May 2009 is not part of the chronological storytelling of this blog. If you want to read the blog from the beginning it started in June 2009.

I’M STILL CONFUSED, YOU HOT MORMON STUDS.
COULD YOU PLEASE SPELL IT OUT FOR ME?

Certainly. These posts (in May 2009) are all “supplemental” or “additional” information that we link to elsewhere in this blog.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

Here at Confessions from a Mormon Bachelor Pad we are telling the ongoing story of our lives. Because this blog is comprised of a series of “true” stories with several main characters and even more secondary characters, sometimes the purposeful direct storylines can create a lot of confusion. We may talk about a person that was originally introduced weeks or even months before. It’s possible our readers won’t remember or will never have read that original post.

So rather than constantly having to explain or re-explain persons, idea's, and situations, we will link to these Supplemental Posts. That way the avid fans, (the kind who are just waiting around for us to release some MBP bed sheets), can skip the re-explanation. The regular folk with memory restraints and actual lives can easily link to a paragraph with further explanation… if they feel they need it.

I STILL DON’T GET IT?

Okay… If you want to read the blog from the beginning you should ignore all posts in May of 2009 and start here. These posts you’re skipping will come into play later on… don’t worry, you’ll get it… eventually.

WAIT. SO WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?

Right now, I want you to click on the “X” in the top right corner of the page and never return to this blog again. Do it now.