WE ARE NOT ACCEPTING ANYMORE REQUESTS FOR RATINGS. SORRY. IF YOU INSIST ON BEING RATED, JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PICTURE US RATING YOU A "7". THAT'S HIGH ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD AND PROBABLY NOT MORE THAN A 4 POINT EXAGGERATION.
So far, Calvin and I have not actually responded to anyone's request to be rated. We have received so many requests that we figured we better be sort of organized about it, and make an event of it so that it isn't something we have to feel pressured to do for the rest of the time our blog is in existence. Remember, this was NOT our idea, it was YOURS. However, we feel capable of giving our honest opinion, so we are willing to accommodate you, our readers requests.
HERE IS WHAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO DO. (Sorry for the "all caps" thing I know that makes it seem like I'm yelling, I am not, I just wanted to make sure everyone is clear about this.) We will rate anyone who asks to be rated. We will NOT rate people just because they are our facebook friend. (I mean, we're guys and we will rate you simply for existing. However we will not make it know to you unless you request it.)
Rules are as follows:
First, you MUST be 18 or older. There are no exceptions... sorry but that's a big no no.
Second, girls will only be rated on the LOS.
Third, we will give you two options to being rated.
•Option 1: Private - Send an email to email@example.com (even if you've already requested a rating via twitter or facebook) with "rate me privately" in the subject line. During the week of Christmas we will send you an email back with Calvin and I's rating of you.
•Option 2: Public - Send us an email to firstname.lastname@example.org (even if you've already requested a rating) with "rate me publicly" in the subject line. On Christmas Day we will make a blog post where we will post your first name, picture of our choice from your Facebook account, and our rating of you.
Fourth, if you don't have a Facebook account, you'll need to email us at least five photos.
We will at some point send you a response email with some other rules and instructions...
I know some of you are thinking, "Who would seriously let these jokers rate them on the world wide web?" We have received numerous, numerous requests and when we've asked if we could do it publicly about 20% have responded "yes." I would hope everyone pays close attention to our rating scale disclaimer at the bottom of this post. (This is the same link as the "LOS" link above)
You're also probably thinking "Why December?" Hopefully that gives you an indication of how many requests we've received.