If you would like to advertise your product, company, party, or self on this blog please send us an email at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Some advertising ideas - (we just made these up, and don't really know what we're talking about.)
-Have a 125x125 animated button ad up for a month on every page of Mormon Bachelor Pad that will link to your companies website.
-Because Mormon Bachelor Pad is a telling of true story's and experiences which are written anonymously, it is often necessary to change some of the places, products, activities, and events that we go to or do. Remaining anonymous is paramount to the blogs longevity so, since we will have to change some things anyway, we are definitely willing to sell these changes. For example, if you happen to own Ford, The Bombay House, or Google you could look forward to something similar to the below example.
(-combination ad packages are also available.)
100% TRUE SENTENCE
Reginald adjusted the seat in his Honda so that his date was sitting slightly in front of him making it easier to talk to her. When he pulled up to Chili's, she was talking about how she thinks everyone should own an iPhone.
MASKED FOR ANONYMITY SENTENCE
Jake adjusted the seat in his Ford so that his date was sitting slightly in front of him making it easier to talk to her. When he pulled up to The Bombay House she was talking about how she thinks everyone should own a Google Droid.
-If you have other ideas for advertising on Confessions from a Mormon Bachelor Pad, we are always open to different ways to take your money. Email us.
And no. Jake's name is not really Reginald... or is it?
MBP will never allow advertising to alter or hinder the truth of this blog. Therefore MBP reserves the right not to advertise anything that they don't want to, or that the just don't like... like radishes or Papermate ball-point pens.