Friday, June 18, 2010

Greatest Giveaway Ever!

Jake and I have been talking lately about how awesome it would be to have another Giveaway, except this time we could giveaway an X-box or PS3 or an iPhone 4G or something. Even though we'd love to give away stuff like that, we also realize that we only have five or ten male readers.

I mean, it's possible that some of our girl readers are cute enough to have boyfriends who could benefit from a sweet X-box Giveaway, but it really would just be mean to give a girl an X-box. You're probably asking, "Why would it be mean, Calvin?" Well, because then a bunch of guys would end up using you for your X-box. I don't want to get into the whole "self-esteem" complications that could arise from guys taking advantage of your gaming system, but it's bound to happen.

So we decided the best Giveaway we could do would be to giveaway something that will make you hotter. That's right. We think that girls could always be just a little bit more attractive. And who wouldn't want to be more attractive to members of the opposite sex? (Don't answer that if you're gay or lesbian.)

We did a Shabby Apple dress Giveaway a while back and it seemed to go over pretty well. Except for the fact that the winner didn't like the dress and ended up returning it for the cash, we considered it a success.

It's time for another MBP giveaway. That's right. We have something else to giveaway that will make it easier for guys to look at you for a longer period of time. Have you ever wished your hair was longer? Have you ever got a haircut that ended up being too short and you thought it would be easier to just kill yourself than wait for your hair to grow out? Well drain the hot bath and put the razor blades away. We're giving away HAIR EXTENSIONS!

You would pay anywhere from $800-$1000 for this in a salon. But because we're so awesome, we're giving it away for free (though you should probably still leave April an awesome tip).

The next couple of sentences mean absolutely nothing to me, but I'm going to type them anyway. The hair extensions are done with the Euro Locs method. 100% Remy Human Hair (not from homeless people or carcasses). No glue, heat, sewing, braiding or chemicals during the application or touch-up. And the work is guaranteed.

Let me just say that if I was a a girl or gay or named Aaron, I would LOVE to win this giveaway. But I'm non of those things (arguably) so I won't be entering.

How To Enter:

1. Leave a comment on this post telling us that you want to enter the giveaway.

2. If you want to be entered again, follow April on twitter. Her name is @urhairsucks. She tweets different discounts and deals on hair styles on a regular basis. You won't regret it.

3. If you want to be entered AGAIN then follow us. Yup, you read that right. Follow our blog so Jake and I can high-five after every new follower embarrasses themselves by officially following our blog.

4. And finally, if you want a fourth entry, just mention our blog and bitchin' Giveaway on Facebook or Twitter.

Remember that you need to leave a separate comment for each entry.

You have until 11:59 on June 25th to enter.


If you live outside of Utah, you can still enter the giveaway. If you win you have a couple of options. The winner has six months to "cash in" the prize. If you'll be in Utah anytime in the next six months, you can collect it yourself. If you know someone in Utah, you can give it to them. Awesome, right? Totally awesome. If you don't have any friends anywhere and you're selfish and want the prize all to yourself, you could also just wait until airfare to Utah is cheap. It might be worth it to you to spend a couple hundred bucks to fly to Utah to get a $1000 worth of horizontal hair action.

Or have your parents pay for your flight. Sample conversation:

You: Mom, I was thinking about how great it would be to satiate my soul by actually attending General Conference this year, but I can't afford to fly to Utah. (sigh) I guess I'll just keep praying for a miracle.

Your Mom: I'm so proud of your mature desire to see the Prophet in person. I'd love to help build your testimony and strengthen your spirit by paying for you to fly to Utah in October.

When you get home your mom will think you were so spiritually edified that it caused your hair to grow eight inches.

Good luck!

Calvin

Contact April Dolato
623 E. Fort Union (North side between Golden Corral and the fire station)
Sandy, Utah
801-712-5627

MBP Readers get 10% off all cut, color, perms (if people still do that anymore) and extensions. Pretty much everything. Except waxing. April doesn't do waxing.

136 comments:

Meg said...

Can I just say how much I LOVE this?! I have always wanted extensions but never had the guts (or decided I could use my money for better things) but if I got it for free it would be perfect! i already follow your blog cause first off, I am not ashamed. and second off, I'm obsessed with your stories! true or fake:] sooo you should give it to me! You know you wanna! xo

Meg said...

Can I just say how much I LOVE this?! I have always wanted extensions but never had the guts (or decided I could use my money for better things) but if I got it for free it would be perfect! i already follow your blog cause first off, I am not ashamed. and second off, I'm obsessed with your stories! true or fake:] sooo you should give it to me! You know you wanna! xo

CORY AND ABBY said...

Usually, I would never leave a comment or enter a giveaway, but, as I am trying to grow my hair out currently, what the heck. I would like to enter your for your little drawing that you are having.

Haley said...

even though this giveaway is, like, sort of weird,
mmmmmmmmmmmm pick me PLEASE.

Becca Smith said...

I'm entered. wOoT!

AngelaBeth said...

I'd MUCH rather have the xbox.

Carly said...

Enter me in! I miss having long hair so bad!

Megan said...

Extensions would be awesome. Enter me?

Laura said...

I want extensions, enter me in the drawing please!

Laura said...

I followed April on Twitter too...

Laura said...

And I'm a follower of your blog!

Choose me! My hair sucks and I've never been able to grow it past my shoulders...

*Wiping a tear*

Anonymous Egg Donor said...

I'll be in Utah for a donation soon! Perfect. Pick me!

Anonymous Egg Donor said...

I'll be in Utah for a donation soon. Perfect. Pick me!

Anonymous Egg Donor said...

Entry number 2:

I am against Twitter... and I created a 'Twit' account just to follow April.

Ryan @ TheSinglesWard said...

If I win I'll send in Jacob to get his hair extended.

Carly said...

I am now following your blog. lol :)

jennifer a said...

I would LOVE this! I LOVE hair extensions. I hope you pick me! I'm not single (hopefully that doesn't disqualify me!) but my husband would LOVE it since I'm planning on getting them in the fall anyway. Do my man a favor and save him a thousand bucks and pick me! (and that way you KNOW a guy will get some enjoyment out of them!)

Carly said...

And I posted a tweet about your awesome giveaway!

Carly said...

I am following April on twitter now too.

Kira's Life, In a Nut. said...

I LOVE my XBox that I have. And hello its a great way to get all the guys you want over to your house. GREAT odds as well. As long as your not the kind of chick that is into WOW and only ever wants to play and have no social life, its a total one up on other girls in guys eyes.

QueenBee said...

I follow you AND I am commenting. I hope I win!

Kira's Life, In a Nut. said...

OH I also want to be entered into the giveaway, I posted something on facebook, following April on twitter and am following Mormon Bachelor Pad.

Kaela Michelle Lefferts Enzler said...

i want to win! pick me please!!

singlemormonchick said...

pick me. i could get gorgeous hair AND go see a boy that i am infatuated with. it could grow into true love and then single mormon chick would be the married mormon chick. oh! the possibilites.

Alicia said...

Pick me! Pick me! I need a new look!!!!

Alicia said...

I've been a follower before following was cool.

Alicia said...

Pick me! Pick me! I need a new look!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Of the 28 comments here, only two (unless I missed some) people admitted to the fact that an x-box would have been a fabulous give-away. I'm pretty sure that any girl out there could find a way to use an x-box, PS3, or iPhone 4G. Personally, I would go for the PS3. Let's see. If we're making assumptions, let's assume that whatever girl we're talking to doesn't know the first thing about video games. A PS3 is still good for things like Netflix and Blu-Rays, both of which are huge right now. Come on! Who cares about hair extensions?

Natalie said...

sweet! i'm in Ü

a chick said...

I have never wanted to come to Utah more in my life. extensions would rock.

Ok, I just lied. (sorry) I wanted to come to Utah in 2002 for the winter Olympics so bad! Gosh how awesome would it have been to be there in person to see the games...

Alexandria said...

Okay all the tech giveaway items would have been legit. I freaking want an x-box. But hair extensions are pretty legit as well.

Alexandria said...

I follow @urhairsucks on Twitter...and I kinda love her twitter name.

Alexandria said...

I follow you boys as well...obvi.

Alexandria said...

And tweeted about this...http://twitter.com/alexandriacadyh/status/16519488889

Ashley Barkow said...

ok... that's just freaking weird

Amy said...

I need these to improve my LOS. Pick me!

Anonymous Egg Donor said...

And I'm Following your blog. C'mon boys... I'm donating my eggs for a worthy cause. Winning Hair extensions would be great karma for me!

pummelhead said...

WHO WANTS TO BET I WIN THIS ONE TOO?!?!?!
I'm all about free stuff whether I benefit from it or not.

Rochelle said...

Ooh. I want it. Well, for my sister. It'd save me money, though. I promised I would get her extensions for her wedding. Ugh. Expensive... ;)

Rochelle said...

Oh and I am a blog follower already. And I will mention you on facebook. ;)

True Aggie Girl said...

So I'm entering this giveaway. I'm also thinking of striking a deal... I'll switch you. I'll give back the never been worn Shabby Apple dress (size small) for the hair extensions. Sounds perfect to me! I get to have long sexy hair and you boys get to have girls fighting for a very cute dress. Actually, we should just partner up. I need to get that Shabby Apple dress off my hands and out of my closet. We should do an auction or something. The dress plus something that the two of you signed or something creepy like that. Sell it on your blog and each of us makes 33%.

Rochelle said...

Wait. Nevermind. I wont. Cause my sister is my facebook friend and I don't want to give away the giveaway. But I am a follower and I did comment. ;)

The Mormon Life said...

Um ... does anyone else think extensions are trashy? Even with the good kind you can still see those little clips every once and a while. And boys, have you ever tried to run your fingers though hair extensions and a head full of clips or burned, seared in hair? I would rather have thin hair or hair that doesn't grow as long. Why should we get fake tans, eye lashes, hair or boobs? Be yourself ladies and be happy with who you are.

KatOfDiamonds said...

Here is my first and only entry... I know I follow you on Twitter but I don't know if I want since I just cut off 8in of hair... or if I am creeped out... Hmmm...

jaycie said...

here is my first comment. because i really want to win.

jaycie said...

here is my second one to tell you i'm following April on twitter. she loves wasabi doritos. that was a tweet she wrote.

jaycie said...

i'm already following you. comment three. entry three. see how excited i am?

jaycie said...

and....for my fourth and final entry you'll note that i tagged your facebook in my status update. thank you.

jaycie said...

i'm already following you. comment three. entry three. see how excited i am?

Christin said...

So I'm getting married in August, and this would be absolutely perfect if I could win those extensions!! Not gonna lie, I love reading your blog. My roommate got me hooked and we read each post together. It's hilarious. I love how fired up people get about you guys. Anyway, Keep up the good work and I'm crossing my fingers that I'll get those extensions!! :)

Melinda said...

I need this. Let me win. Not only am I trying to grow my hair out (and it sucks), but I also SERIOUSLY want to visit Utah. See? This contest was meant for me.

(Hey, I'm already a follower, so how does that work?)

Jamie said...

Yes. Choose me!

Paige said...

Even if I had short hair--which I don't, my hair's quite long already--I'd still like a PS3 or X-box. I wouldn't be in the least bit worried about guys using me for it, because 1) I already do the same thing to them and 2) my housemates and I would be using it all the time so they wouldn't be able to.

Ah well. I'm sure these extensions will be great for someone else, and attract the attention of an entire Elders' Quorum.

Laurel Rasmusen said...

yay! I totally need some horizontal hair action!

Anonymous said...

Who says girls don't want an xbox, PS3, or iPhone!? Heck, I'd want a VHS before I'd really think of getting hair extensions.... But, then again, I'm probably the kind of girl you guys would find ugly :P :S lol I guess some gamer girls aren't as obsessed with pleasing the shallow guys as others ;)

ginger said...

No thank you to the hair extensions, I like my hair short. Too bad you aren't giving away braces. After your rude comment on my FB, I have a complex. It's kinda gross and I'm pretty disappointed in you Jakey....I thought we were tight :(

Kati said...

Yes please, enter me!

shay said...

I almost peed my pants laughing at this!! The sarcasm and whit is such a nice thing to read in a world full of stupid people with dry humor, and I'm from So. Utah I know dry!! But point aside, I'd like extensions cause I miss my long hair!! Please and thank you:)

Natalie said...

I can't even imagine what my husband would say if i won hair extensions from MPB haha. It would be cool though!

Laura said...

mm. Following you on twitter.

Laura said...

And have been following your blog for a while.

Laura said...

And have been following your blog for a while.

Ash J. said...

I cut off my hair about a year ago and want long hair RIGHT NOW!

Ash J. said...

I follow your blog.

Kim Wyatt said...

oh my laws. pick me please! I've wanted long hair for years! but am too impatient so I always cut it. You have found my solution.

thank you boys :)

Kim Wyatt said...

...consider April twitter followed.

Kim Wyatt said...

Blog and Bitchin' Giveaway: Mentioned on Facebook

whyimstillsingle said...

entered. :) (yep, I'm still around.)

CouturedeFlor.com said...

Entered.

Lauren said...

I don't twitter, and I'll admit I'm ashamed I read your blog so I won't blog about your blog... but I would love hair extensions. And truthfully I do enjoy your blog. Ashamed or not.

artsyesque said...

I know I will not win this because in the great cosmos, my purpose is to be one of those people who never wins anything so that someone else can. Since I can't see myself flying to Utah any time in the near or distant future, and since I am a non-winning member of society, I will enter this astoundingly amazing giveaway.

:)

I followed April on Twitter...

artsyesque said...

I have done almost everything there is to do with my hair besides shaving my head and getting extensions and I consider myself an adventurous sort of person when it comes to style and fashion.

That said... Pick me! Pick me!

I follow your blog...

You make my almost pee my pants laughing.

This is a genius giveaway!

artsyesque said...

Oh, and I really think I want to win this.

artsyesque said...

The giveaway has been mentioned on Facebook by me. You have been tagged in the post.

I rule.

Amen.

Dara said...

holla boi! i've been trying for the past TWO YEARS to get my hair long... i've never won anything in my life so i hope i start with this giveaway! yeah boi!

Angie said...

if i win i will be happier than a tulip in may.

Angie said...

if i win i will be happier than a tulip in may.

Jamie Lee said...

Pick me, haha. :] &just so you know I am a follower and PROUD to admit it.

Jamie Lee said...

Pick me, haha. :] &just so you know I am a follower and PROUD to admit it.

Jamie Lee said...
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Jamie Lee said...

Pick me, haha. :] &just so you know I am a follower and PROUD to admit it.

Jamie Lee said...

Pick me, haha. :] &just so you know I am a follower and PROUD to admit it.

Kylie said...

You guys never cease to make me laugh and shake my head at the same time! I would love to win, so I could look hotter with longer hair.

Kylie said...

And although I check your blog every other day anyway, I am now an official follower.

Laurel Rasmusen said...

also a follower of your blog.

Kenn Faythe said...

I have a horrible haircut right now... My 19 year-old brother cut all my hair off. :( So mean. But I'd love to win this and get my pretty hair back!!! And I live in Utah so if I win this I would be the happiest girl ever! Also I don't "follow" your blog but I have it book marked and read it all the time. Does that count as following?

Makenzie said...

I'm entering this fierce competition. I'm so sick of taking hair pills. They taste terrible. Please bless I win.

S said...

Xbox would be better.

sarahjane_72 said...

I already follow your blog, so count me as entered! I already have long hair but my sister (who looks exactly like me and gets called sarah all the time) is trying to grow hers out and i think she would appreciate the extensions and that way we can look identical... everyone loves twins, right?

Kate said...

Wow, you've really out gayed yourselves.
And no, this is not my entrance fee.

brightonislove said...

i want to win!

brightonislove said...

i follow april on twitter now

Camille said...

What is it with guys and long hair?? I cut mine a week after my husband and I were married, and now he's requesting that I grow it out again... We all know how you men like to be instantly gratified. It'd be great to win this thing!

Sara said...

I want this.

Natali said...

Sweet! I'm ready for some long summer locks...although the new iPhone would have been sweet too since I'm not up on contract for a couple months

Natali said...

I'm following April on Twitter too...

Natali said...

& following the MBP blog...can't believe I haven't already done this!

Marchele said...

I have always thought of getting extensions, but never actually done it. I would love to win this give away!!! I wish my hair was as long as it used to be. This is probably the best giveaway ever. Please pick me!! Yay, entry number 1!!

Christy Marie said...

I...want to win this. please.

Christy Marie said...

...following!!

Crystal said...

"You: Mom, I was thinking about how great it would be to satiate my soul by actually attending General Conference this year, but I can't afford to fly to Utah. (sigh) I guess I'll just keep praying for a miracle."

My Mom would pass out if I said that...she's be so shocked. lol

Good luck to anyone entering. :)

Miss Mal said...

LOVE IT! I'm in!

Laurel Rasmusen said...

and now following april on twitter

Bailey said...

I'm getting married. Need extensions. Also, kind of a weird giveaway for your blog, but it will be ok if I just win.

mostlyprobably said...

okay please thank you. extensions + getting married in 3 weeks = long wedding hair and hot sexy honeymoon hair. the end.

mostlyprobably said...

I want the records to show that my fiance hates that I follow this blog, and so do I a little bit. And also, I think your stories are fake. The end.

Whitney said...

I guess I'll give this a go...

Whitney said...

I'm not proud of it, but I am a follower of your blog... and even Facebook. And apparently, I look like an Oompa-Loompa.
Awesome.

chiedunkwocha said...

well...i want those extensions!
oh, and ps.... i read your blog all the time. its awesome. :)

whyimstillsingle said...

I'm a follower, too.

megan said...

my hair definitely sucks, I need extensions!

whyimstillsingle said...

following April now. :)

Makenzie said...

I fb'd too. Which I don't do really ever. Please bless I win.

Anonymous said...

When I first saw the picture, I thought you had up'd your game and were giving away lingerie. Who needs hair extensions? I look like a freaking kardashian anyway. Props to you for inventing this giveaway to get more comments. Just remember to write off this expense on your taxes through your "business" DOUCHE!

Kari said...

Pretty sure I just cut all my hair off and regret it. A lot. So extensions would be a lifesaver!

CouturedeFlor.com said...

Entry 2: I am a follower of your blog.

morgan said...

I would love to win!!

CouturedeFlor.com said...

I am following April "urhairsucks," on Twitter.

TheMarvelousMisAdventuresOfErica said...

Hi, I'm Erica.
I would love to be entered in the giveaway.
Heres why:
1. I'm a long haired kinda person :)
although currently it's not at the desired length due to the fact that I cut it off to be sent to be made into a wig for kids with cancer. Twice.
2. I love this blog more than most things, seriously. It's the best. It makes me wish i was Mormon. It really does.
Stay classy <3

Kaela Michelle Lefferts Enzler said...

okay okay, i admit it, i'm 'following' you....so pick me pah-lease!!!!!!!!!!!
-Kaela

Kaela Michelle Lefferts Enzler said...

and i even wrote about you on fb. so now you REALLY should pick me!

Shay Harvey said...

Rupunzel, Rupunzel, let down your hair!!! After I win the extensions, it's gonna be re-written as... "Shay, Shay, lwt down your hair"!! Forever altering the course of history!!

Christin said...

I just cut my hair off, am missing it and have always wanted REALLY LONG hair but can never quite get it there, this would be awesome!

Macy said...

This is my second entry.
I follow you guys now so yup and Im not embarrassed to admit it ;)

Macy said...

Oh man.. extra length to my hair sounds pretty legit. haha but yes I would like to enter :)

Camille said...

Did I mention I now also follow your blog?

April Annie said...

BEST GIVEAWAY EVER!!!!!!

April Annie said...

PS: I now follow your blog! YAY ME!

Kaela Michelle Lefferts Enzler said...

and now i'm officially following april on twitter. yup. pah-lease pick me.

anna said...

I'M A FOLLOWER and i'm not afraid to say it!

anna said...

this is AWESOME!

amy j. said...

Just kidding.....just saw the deadline already passed. Suck.

amy j. said...

I'm in.

chiedunkwocha said...

write another blog already!!!! please. :)
and let me know if i win the extensions!
oh, and i have nothing to read these days, because you have written NOTHING. :(

JC said...

That is a very attractive girl (in that picture)!

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