Jake is such a wuss. All of the roommates totaled up the girls we've kissed since Jake started dating Andrea. The total is 8. EIGHT. (I'm only one of the eight, but still.) Plus, Bryson doesn't really count since he's engaged and moved back in with his parents last weekend to, quote, "save up for my wedding". I don't know what Jake is waiting for. I keep warning him that he's going to slip into the "friend zone", but he's confident that it won't happen that way.
Don't get me wrong. Andrea's cool and everything, but I really don't think she's Jake's type. Jake is the guy I see R-rated movies with and Andrea doesn't watch them. I don't even think she watches PG-13's. Plus, I hate the way Jake talks when Andrea is around. He's always whispering in her ear and crap. It's not that I feel like I HAVE to know what Jake is saying all the time, but it kind of makes my stomach hurt seeing him act like that. I'm watching my best friend get all lovey-dovey-sappy-smoochy with this girl and it seems like the Jake I know has crawled into a little sissy hole and is waiting for his buff, manly, average-looking sidekick (me) to help pull him out.
I went out with Carla last night, or tonight depending on how you look at it. Aaron said he didn't mind that I took her out, even though I'm pretty sure he was pissed that she jumped (his) ship and came aboard my ship. I feel a little guilty. I don't think it was a violation of "Bro's before Ho's" because he gave me permission. I did ASK him first. I think that ASKING Aaron might have been a violation, by itself. I'll have to poll Jake and Nick and see what they think.
Either way, I like Amy more than Carla and it's obvious I can't date them both. Andrea speaks to both of them regularly and she'll probably even be there for most of our dates since I double with Jake so often. Andrea will have to hear me say all of my rehearsed date-dialog with Amy on Friday and then hear the exact same rehearsed date-dialog on Saturday when I'm out with Carla. If Jake keeps dating Andrea, I may need to pray about some new material. (Just kidding. I don't pray about my rehearsed dialog. I just write it up and hope it works*.)
* = "works" can be defined as feminine laughter followed by a loving, mid-thigh caress or a long breathy whisper when her lips "accidentally" brush lightly against my ear. If that happens... then my pre-planned, rehearsed dialog has worked. Boo-yeah.