What the Eff just happened?

I have absolutely no idea what just happened. Today is Fast Sunday and Bryson told us this morning that he was fasting to find out if he should marry or propose to his girlfriend or something. We were all pretty excited for him.

I call Mindy while I'm getting ready for church to tell her about how Bryson is fasting to find out if his girlfriend should be his wife. She said, "Today? He's fasting right now?" I told her, "Yes." and then she abruptly ended the conversation.

About 10 minutes later, Bryson called me. He was at church with his girlfriend but told me that he had just received a very peculiar phone call and he told me to sit down... just like they do in the movies. Bryson tells me that Mindy has just called him and this was what she said in a nutshell:

"Bryson, this is Mindy. Calvin told me you were fasting to know if you should marry your girlfriend. I felt like I needed to tell you that I really like you. I think that you might be the guy for me and I want you to consider that as you are fasting today."

Bryson said to her, "What about Calvin." Mindy replied, "Calvin is cool and funny and everything, but I'm just not attracted to him."

I asked Bryson to repeat the part about her not being attracted to me. Then I asked if that was EXACTLY what she said. Bryson sucks at telling stories and he said, "I don't know if that's exactly what she said, but it's pretty close." Then he apologized and we hung up.

Throughout our 5 minutes conversation, Mindy tried to call me a few times. When I finally answered, she admitted to calling Bryson and told me almost the same thing that Bryson had told me. She, also, apologized and said she didn't mean to hurt me. To be honest, I can't really remember what I said to her. I was pretty upset, but it was kinda hard for me to be really pissed off. I was more hurt than anything. I mean seriously. Bryson? I could understand pretty much any of my other roommates, but BRYSON? It makes me feel like Sloth, from The Goonies. I'm such an idiot.

I've got to hand it to her, though. That four hour conversation complete with dozing off and speaking in whispers was a pretty good performance. To think that she did it all just so she could get closer to Bryson. What a bitch. Sorry. But I think she really is.

Calvin