Monday, March 8, 2010

Born Gaye

Gaye came over again last night. We weren't hosting FHE or anything so it was more of a pop-in. It's gotten to point at our house, that the regulars don't even knock. They just walk in. We don't mind at all. In fact, there's something about the uncertainty of who is comfortable enough walking into our house that I find very intriguing. What does it say about a girl who just walks into our house? I've thought about this quite a bit lately and I've discovered that four types of girls feel secure enough in their relationship standing in our house to walk-in. The first type are the regulars. Usually those are the girls who have been in our house at least three times a week for over three months. There are quite a few of those. The second type are current love interests and/or girlfriends. Pretty much any girl who is dating a roommate or who has been horizontal with one or more of the roommates. They walk-in. The third type are the groups of girls. It seems like a group of three or more girls are more likely to walk-in than an individual. The fourth type are the social retards. The girls who are clueless when it comes to social etiquette. Most of the time they're the uglies who are under the impression that if they appear confident enough to walk into our house without knocking, that maybe one of us will swallow our pride and snog them for a few hours. Or maybe they think that if they "accidentally" catch one of us partially clothed, it might essentially be a foot-in-the-door type of thing for a future roll-around.

Wow... how did I get off on that tangent? Criminy. Anyway, Gaye came over with one of her friends from BYU or maybe some other community college in Utah County. I dunno. There were a few other girls over already and a couple of Jake's high school friends. We were all downstairs watching DVR'd Academy Awards. One of Jake's friends was getting a shoulder massage from some chick. He looked like he was really enjoying it. Gaye and her friend settled down on the couch and did a pretty good job of participating in conversations during commercials or the less than interesting Oscar presentations. Then, out of nowhere, Gaye's friend says, "Did you know that 50% of co-ed massages lead to heavy petting?" Nick says, "I believe that." I was like, "What? No way." This girl starts talking about one of her classes or something and some off the wall statistics. Then I said, "Well, I've given and received dozens of co-ed massages and it hardly ever leads to heavy petting? In fact, if it's really 50% then I'm jealous of all the dudes who get massages before me and after me cause they're the ones getting all the action." I was surprised with how many people had actually heard that statistic and believed it. BYU. They're a different breed.

A few hours later, people started trickling out. As expected, Gaye and her friend didn't appear to be all that willing to leave. At one point, the two girls went upstairs for a little while to powder their noses or something. Gaye came downstairs by herself a little while later and said her friend had hitched a ride home with someone else. Nobody was really listening cause we were watching Hot Rod. However, when Gaye came back downstairs, she snuggled up pretty close to Aaron on the opposite couch. Nick, Jake and I continued watching the movie. Lance was upstairs with a few other people and they were playing UNO or something. At about 2am, Aaron stands up and says, "Night guys. I gotta get up pretty early." He moseys upstairs and leaves Gaye on the couch by herself.

About 20 minutes later, I glance over to see if Gaye had fallen asleep on the couch, but she wasn't there. I said, "Where did Gaye go?" Jake said, "She went upstairs about 15 minutes ago." I honestly didn't think anything of it. I thought maybe she was hanging out with Lance and his friends or something.

Hot Rod ended and Nick was flipping through the channels when Gaye came back downstairs. She sneaked up behind me and whispered in my ear, "Can I talk to you for a second?" I said, "Sure" and she pulled me into Lance's room. I kind of knew what was going on, but I wasn't accustomed to a girl being quite so forward so I doubted my own assumption. Until she started making out with me. I had no idea what was going on or what had happened or what day it was or whether I was sitting or standing or what country I was living in. It happened so fast. Then it happened slower. And it happened for about three hours. It was pretty awesome.

I think something might be wrong with Gaye, though. She was saying some pretty weird stuff. Most of it I didn't really understand. But at one point, about an hour into our horizontalness, she said, "You make me feel so beautiful." I didn't know if I should say 'thank you' or 'you're welcome', so I didn't say anything.

So a few hours ago, when we saw light coming through the small bedroom window (which totally does not meet fire safety standards for a single family residence), Gaye said, "I should leave before everyone wakes up. I'll feel stupid if anyone sees me." I told her that I'd go upstairs and make sure she had a clear path to the back door. I crept upstairs and didn't see anyone. I waved her up and watched her slip out the back door. Then I wandered into the front room and saw Aaron and Jake sitting on the couch. Aaron was awake and ready for work and Jake hadn't been to sleep yet. They both looked at me. I couldn't help it. I smiled and motioned at the window. They both looked over and we all watched Gaye walking as quickly as possible down the driveway and get in her car. It was obvious she was trying as hard as she could to not let anyone see her.

In between bouts of laughter, Aaron said, "Did you guys make out all night?" I nodded my head cause I couldn't stop laughing. Then Aaron said, "You know I made out with her last night, too, don't you?" My laughing started to fade out. Jake's laughing started to get a little more intense. I said, "What?" Aaron then proceeded to explain how Gaye had followed him to bed and insisted on "tucking him in". Aaron had made out with her for about an hour. When he was done, Gaye had said to him, "Thank you for making me feel beautiful." It kind of creeped him out so he told her he needed to wake up early and essentially kicked her out of his bed.

So apparently, I got Aaron's sloppy seconds. But I'm not sure if it really counts as sloppy seconds if I didn't realize that Aaron made out with her first. That doesn't really seem very fair. But that won't stop Aaron from rubbing it in every chance he gets, no doubt.

Calvin

92 comments:

Anonymous said...

this blog is lame

Kristen said...

pretty sure this post confirmed my reasons for not wanting to read this blog anymore.

bd said...

Oh yeah, that definitely counts as sloppy seconds. Cal- you really need to raise the bar buddy. You're pretty much a weirdo magnet.

Kellie said...

This girl is creepy and nasty. I don't like her.
Seriously.. who does that.

Sierra said...

I feel bad for you. She sounds weeeeeeird!

The Lady Girl said...

You basically made out with Aaron too. How does that make you feel?

I thought that maybe after she decided to put her whole arm in your mouth, and force fed you M & M's, you would see the red lights flashing.

Obviously you like being raped.

ugly social retard said...

You're right. The only reason I am socially backward is because I am ugly.

I have no friends because I am ugly.

I am a social outcast because of my looks.

Even if I have confidence, I must be faking it because ugly people don't have confidence.

Lindsay said...

Hah, I love it. She seems like a little bit of a creepster, so in the end I don't know if I feel worse for you or or Aaron. At least he can get a laugh out of it.

Kati said...

ahaha that is so funny! thats pretty slutty

Anonymous said...

You are an idiot.

So where the freak did Lance sleep if you were in his room all night with some slut?

I would be pissed if I was Lance.

I knew it! said...

The only think creepy about this is the title "born gaye". It has nothing to do with anything. I doubt that is even her real name.

Are you trying to tell us something?

Zuzu Bailey said...

Gaye sounds like a real creeper... The m&m thing was bad enough, but her making out with both roomates, that's a bit off. I hope this doesn't start a trend of "calvin's creepers".

Crystal said...

*shivers*

Oh Calvin. That seems to be what I always say when it comes to this "Gaye" character. So I'll stick with it.

Oh Calvin.

Anonymous said...

I think Calvin may have met his match. A girl who uses guys for makeouts. It must be fate.

Brenn said...

So many things wrong with this individual. You make me feel beautiful?? Who does that?!! I'm definitely thinking that the next time she just walks in, you should be giving her a stink eye, not a lip lock. I can't believe someone that awkward managed to make out with both of you in one night!!

Anonymous said...

All of you people get sooo offended.

I love it. It's really delightful.

Haley said...

So apparently the 50% statistic is for everytime it doesn't happen for you it happens double for Gaye the creeper.

Nice Try said...

Two Words....You Wish! At which point in this wet dream, did you wake up? Any guy that has hands like yours and watches the Oscar pre show does not have chicks jumping them for a make out. How long did it take you to come up with this ridiculous post idea? My guess is that you've been making this shiz up eversince everyone began to slam your little pudgy midget hands. I can understand your logic: If I make myself out to be a player, maybe everyone will forget what my hands look like.

Anonymous said...

Nice Try - that was awesome! Your comment was funnier than the post!

Prick said...

Nice Try,

I'm sorry that your life is so sucky. Your like a satchel full of foreskins. You think this story is radical, and made up?stuff like this happens all the time, your comment only illistrates what a loser you are. "my life sucks and I don't make-out with chicks my roommate does because I always have my own hand securely wrapped around my junk so everyone elses does." -said "nice try"

nice try, nice freaking try. Baa

Prick aka Calvin's Bitch said...

Uh Prick...welcome back. I stopped reading the previous posts comments because you attacked an anonymous blogger on there too. It's cute that you are defending Calvin. However, I would rather have my own hand securely wrapped around my own junk (if I had junk) than have it securely wrapped around Calvin's like you do.

Anonymous said...

in response to Nice Try...
If Calvin was trying to make himself look like a player this was a hard core fail. He straight up got played! And I find that kind of hilarious...

Lauren said...

Whoa Prick, you just jump on everyone don't you? Are you depressed? You seem a little freaky.

Anonymous said...

Agreed with Anon 11:10. But, I still see what nice try was saying. That the chances of some chick pulling him aside and molesting him are slim to none.

Monica said...

What a freak! Where do you find these girls, seriously. I think she might have serious self-esteem issues.

get a clue said...

Calvin you are the only social retard if she had to throw herself at you like this because you didn't see the green lights when she was feeding you m&m's.

And I'm pretty sure you're gay.

How many of your guy friends just walk in the door without knocking? I like how you didn't mention them to try and make yourself look less gay.

I also think it is funny that she kicked her friend out because she seemed to be ruining her chances of heavy petting.

Anonymous said...

Where's BoyHair and all the other little girls that were in love with you and this blog?

Your popularity seems to be rising with the anon haters.

Kristin Lee said...

Ouch. Player got played? Hahahaha. I swear, you guys meet the WEIRDEST girls.

Anonymous said...

Amen Get a clue. And Anon 11:31....my thoughts exactly. However, Monica up there seems to think that "Gaye" is the only freak.

SweetPea said...

Hello bloggers.

I really enjoy reading this blog, despite the fact that I am not mormon and thus many of the posts I cannot relate to. But it is highly entertaining, and I love Jake and Calvin's witty storytelling style.

In fact, because of this blog, I became interested in the Mormon church. I considered learning more about it for awhile.

But I've changed my mind. Not because of Jake and Calvin, but because of all of the awful commenters. You are all so mean and judgmental towards everyone and each other. Just as I had always thought. Thank you for reinstating my preconceived notions of most Mormons.

I'll continue to read because of Jake and Calvin. They are funny, entertaining, and actually very innocent compared to the majority of men I know. Love you guys, keep it up. And commenters, I'd warn you that your anger towards each other does not shed a good light on the church, and may be turning off potential converts. Just a heads up.

artsyesque said...

You made out with her after the nasty peanut m&m debacle?!

For multiple hours?!

In Lance's room?!

Umm, you kinda deserve getting Aaron's sloppy seconds in this case.

Just sayin'...

The truth hurts! said...

Sweet Pea-

I am sorry you feel this way but I highly doubt you were interested in the church for the right reasons anyway. Most investigators that investigate for a guy or girl usually never gain their own testimony. It may seem harsh, but I would bet money on the fact that you are probably a mormon yourself, but are just fronting as a non member to try to get a rise. If you read through the comments, you will see that about 50% are lds and the other 50% are not. If you truly looked into the mormon religion then you would never claim that Jake and Calvin are that innocent. I will agree that some people on here are a little too extreme and I have been there myself, but at the same time it's an anonymous blog where the whole point is to tear down girls weather it be directed towards their looks, weight, or whatever Jake and Calvin feel like. It's girls like you who give other women a bad name...like when you tell Jake and Calvin that you love them and to keep it up! The same type of girl that will cry when she gets "used" by a guy. If you were ever truly interested in the LDS church then you would have been cruising on lds.org and not this blog.
-Kevin

Anonymous said...

Sweet pea- you are totally right about a lot of the people commenting on here...we are not all like this though. Our religion is really all about love and its sad that there is so much hate goin on here! That being said, I just want to tell you guys that the blog had me laughing out again! she probably was just messing with you guys. I mean, we girls just want some action sometimes. Hello NCMO! :)

Anonymous said...

Sweet Pea: was it because people called Cal an idiot for grabbing Aaron's sloppy seconds? Or, was it because someone asked where all the little stupid girls were that usually kiss Calvin's ass when they make a comment (kinda like yours)? Either way, you are totally right about running away from your interest in the LDS church. I would too. There's no way this church is true if people don't agree with Calvin...especially if they publicly call him an idiot on this anonymous blog.

common sense said...

Sweaty Pee - that is total B.S. you are not fooling me for one minute. Stop pretending to be a "potential convert" (only people in the church use that sort of lingo).

How do you know if the people showing anger towards eachother are members or not? I have seen people on both sides show anger. We are all human.

This blog does not shed a good light on the church and may be turning off potential converts. That is one reason I show my dislike for it and the readers who love it!

They treat women with such cruelty, mocking them for being fat or ugly. Using them for makeouts with no intention of having a relationship. They may not be the scum of the earth in your book, but for people with standards, they are.

Angela said...

I can't stop laughing. I don't know why I find that story so funny. I totally believe it happened. Please don't make out with her again.. she's yuck. :D

Anonymous said...

Common Sense--THANK YOU! You hit the nail on the head. I am so glad that someone else saw through the lingo and the BS. Props to you. It's refreshing to see a smart girl making a comment. Props to you!

Prick said...

To the people talking to me:

If by attacking everyone, you mean the 2 people who comment on here under the guise of "hater's" with multiple anonymous comments and fake names pretending like there are hundreds of people who hate this blog. Riiiiight? You two are so fooling us, keep it up.

I have attacked some. Some of the very stupid. Others I have asked why they said something. Then instead of answering or explaining the dill hole made fun of me and chose to point out the more offensive definition of the word prick. Still never explained himself, like a fat tool.

I don't care if you hate this blog. Lots of people hate whose comments are awesome. If you're uneccisarily mean to other commentors or a total idiot though, someone should call you on it. Maybe me.

PS Good one about me with my hand on Calvins whowho, except, I don't really find it insulting because I love Calvin, he's a funny funny guy and we Catholics don't hate the gays like you Mormons do so having my hand on a dude I loves dingledoo... not such a problem.

Please Enlighten Us. said...

Angela,
Why is she yuck and not Calvin?

SweetPea said...

Oh gosh. I honestly didn't mean to start a debate, religious or otherwise.

Just a few things:

I really am not Mormon; was raised Lutheran but haven't been practicing for years. I would like to get back into believing again and finding my faith. I've been reading blogs for awhile and have come across many Mormon bloggers in the process. MBP was such a great find because it's not only entertaining, but made me think that not all Mormons think they're perfect and that some can even laugh at themselves.

I wasn't interested in your religion because I have a crush on Jake or Calvin (who in my mind are almost like fictional characters anyways).

Also, I don't think a lot of nonmembers go "cruising lds.org".

I DID think that your religion was more about loving and supporting each other, but the commenters are just SO MEAN to each other. I'm not talking about the authors of the blog, I'm talking about the commenters being mean to one another. Like calling someone "boyhair". Just as an example.

No offense to anyone, and I'm not trying to start a debate. It just makes me sad that everyone is so mean to each other. Although I'm sure this will just spark more mean comments in the end. Ahhh... carry on I suppose.

Tina said...

i love that the comments keep me just as entertained as the blog lol. i really really hate the name gaye and that she said to both you and aaron thanks for making me feel beautiful. what's that about? creeper needs to realize just cause a guy will make out with you doesn't make you more attractive..

Mary said...

"BYU. They're a different breed."
bahaha :]
i have, however, never heard that statistic, nor would i believe its ridiculousness if i did.

Bailey said...

What's better than this blog is the awesome comments it gets. I enjoy going through the comments more than I do the blog. I love how everyone feels personally offended by things these guys write.

Lauren said...

Sweet Pea: You are right to stay away from the LDS church. Trust me. There are a lot of hidden secrets that most members aren't told about. Once you're in it is very hard to get out. You will be much happier with a liberal Christian church. Good luck! Hopefully this gets posted so you can see that we are not all argumentative haters.

Jocelyn said...

"you make me feel so beautiful..." Who says that?... that's like something a drunk slut would say. This is just gross. But now you know how it feels to be played!

-j

Rissy said...
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sarah joelle said...

what's with all of the making fun of byu? sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Sweat Pea - I find it interesting that you would base your decision to no longer pursue the mormon faith because of a few comments on a blog, allegedly written by Mormons.

You are assuming that the comments that you don't like (the boyhair one for example) are from mormons and therefore all mormons must be judgemental and mean.

But you take no offense about the fact that these guys are incredibly mean by their mistreatment of women. My ex-husband was just like them.

Whenever they call girls fat or ugly I imagine them calling their future wife that. Because there will be times when she may put on a few pounds after a baby or not always look her best. If someone has those words in their vocabulary on a regular basis now, you can bet they will use them in the future to verbally abuse their spouse.

Jake and Calvin's behavior in no way represents our church or the example set by the Savior. He would not call women fat, ugly or social retards. If these things are not as offensive to you as someone calling another person boyhair, then that is really sad.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Anon 3:09. But, you will probably get called rude or something for stating the facts.

Rissy said...

I hope that didn't actually happen... if it did though you should increase Aaron's rent.
You can use the extra money to get "Gaye" a therapist because her self esteem is obviously in the toilet.

Shelby Lou said...

This is the best. Seriously, the things that happen to you! I just die inside. I laughed so hard when I read this post, it was fantastic. I think that "Gaye" is a winner, truly, a gem. I mean she obviously has some pretty hardcore confidence to just make out with both of you, so close in time. Even if the confidence is there because she can't seem to get a guy that would just kiss "HER" instead of the other way around.
I think I peed a little when I read how your laughter was dieing out and Jake's started to pick up. I could picture it, (with my mental picture of you and all). That was so funny. You need to never make out with her again though. Because, she is probably going for Jake next... and, if you "make her feel beautiful" one more time, she might just pounce- in a non-mormon-etiquette-way. TRUTH.

Anonymous said...

Lauren- How hard is it to get out of the church? You're full of crap because if you want to leave, no one will stop you. So could you please clarify. I am a member and can leave whenever I want to. Also, no secrets have come out since I have been a member for the last 26 years. Hmmmm...

not the one talking to you but... said...

Prick - you're a prick! You are unnecassarily mean to other commenters, you're an idiot, and apparantly you're gay if the thought of holding calvin's dick excites you! You stupid moron!

Prick said...

not the one talking to you but...,

"you're gay if the thought of holding calvin's pee pee excites you! You stupid moron!" - said the homophobe who is undoubtedly Mormon and can give no examples of a time that I was mean to someone who wasn't mean to me or someone else first.

What scares you so much about homosexuality, are you afraid you'd like it? Not be able to control your desire for it?

Oh yeah, and Prick is my name... duh.

Anonymous said...

Wait, wait, wait?

Are there commenters on here saying that because a guy thinks a girl is ugly and or fat that he's a bad person?

Really? Who are you? Where do you live? What men do you know who don't "think" this, or joke about this?

How revealing this blog is as to the actual minds of others.

Unbelievable.

not insulted said...

Prick - don't try and change this into a debate about gays. just because you accept that lifestyle does not mean that I have to. mormons don't hate gays either. but I am a hater on this blog and have no problem calling them out on being gay. Because it is funny, not because I am scared of it. Just like it was funny when jake called edward a fag.

Why don't you try adultery? What scares you about cheating on your spouse? Cheating may be very tempting to a lot of people, just like same gender attraction, that does not make it right. To me they are equally wrong.

I don't have to give examples of all the times you are mean to other commenters, that is obvious. I pointed that out because you are being a hypocrite.

Prick said...

Not insulted,

Are you, Not the one talking to you but..., or someone else?

Were we having a debate? What was the proposition?

You don't have to give examples, yes true, clever retort. I am so hypocritical and therefore a moron.

but

You are a fat, ugly, smelly, douche juice drinking, jew hating, swear loving, innie nippled, onion eating, homophobic nazi ass-face. I'd give you examples, buuuut that's not how things are done.

What if a gay person cheats on their gay lover how bad is that? Seriously how bad?

Ali said...

WOW!! In your defense, you had no idea. But hey...thanks for making me feel beautiful. ;) hahaha I'm so sorry!

Bonnie said...

Mormon bashing comments are boring.

Bonnie said...

anonymous comments are boring.

Gaye sounds like a freak, but I'm definitely not questioning it's truthfulness.

Erin said...

"you make me feel beautiful..."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

what a whackjob. and a ho. two guys in one night? who love in the same house? weirrddddddddd.

somebody's got issues. then again, you'd have to some kind of issues, with a name like Gaye.

Allison said...

What is WRONG with Gaye? Seriously? Two guys in one night? Wow... she has guts- you have to give her that!

Anonymous said...

maybe you guys shouldn't post all comments. they're annoying and take away from the hilarity of your blog. let people have their online fights elsewhere.

colleenroselle said...

ha ha ha that is awesome.

still not insulted said...

Prick - I have clearly struck a nerve with you. It is actually quite hilarious! Yes I am "not the one talking..."

I don't need examples, that was your hang up.

I don't know how bad a gay person cheating on their gay lover would be, that is for God to judge not me.

You can hate me as much as you want, I think it is funny!

Prick said...

Still not insulted,

Oooh, I want to read your blog if that was your definition of "hitting a nerve" I bet it's dramatic and provocative. However, stay out of this. This is between me and Not Insulted.

not insulted said...

oh my gosh, are you serious prick? "still not insulted" is me.

I am not insulted but I am definitely still laughing!

p.s. I should have changed my name to "still laughing", but that would have just completely confused you. you really are an idiot! hahahahahahaha

Elizabeth Downie said...

The comments on this blog have gotten out of control lately!

Bethany said...

That counts and that girl is crazy! haha

Anonymous said...

Prick, you're a weirdy. Seriously, you have issues...but you keep the comments coming. Congrats, mission accomplished.

those were the days said...

ya, I wish the comments were like the good old days when Nikki would cuss up a storm and offend everyone, then boyhair would flirt and beg to hang out with them, and then blazzer would come here with his fake picture, fake name and fake profile and put down all the anonymous commenters and defend J&C for being a-holes.

not kidding said...

I have been a regular reader and commenter of your blog for more than three months so I would totally just walk right into your house if I knew where you lived.

confused said...

so you madeout with a gay girl?

Anonymous said...

This blog and all the comments are a freak show!

marthamaeloves said...

hahaha.
Can you guys make a poll and ask how often crap like this actually happens. What insane girl just does that?! Also how did she think sneaking out of the house would help the fact that her car was there...all night.
Also you really didn't realize she had been making out with your roommate after cuddling with him. That just seems silly. Well good luck with this girl. She sounds like a keeper. :)

Tiffany said...

This is the only blog where I read all the comments. They are so entertaining.

And Gaye is wierd!!!!

Brad: Mormon SL,UT said...

This chick is SUPER crazy!!! I mean, every girl is crazy in her own way, but you should put the kibosh on this girl immediatley. She sounds like the type that might burn down your newly purchased home if you stop making her feel beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Notice how a majority of these comments are off pointless arguments.

Anyway, Gaye is kind of weird.

Anonymous said...

Why do you guys moderate comments?

Have you every not published a comment?

You should stop allowing comments or at least anonymous comments. I would comment, but I just get made fun of like I'm some weird chick like Gaye is.

Hailey said...

um Creepy Twilight Zone moment!

Lilly said...

Brad the mormon Slut,

Every girls is crazy in her own way?? And you wonder you're single? Funny!

I don't think you should moderate comments on here. You post to get a rise out of people and a rise you get. Some people (prick) could tone it down a bit, or just pop his meds and it wouldn't be so bad. To all the little girls complaining how these comments are sad and offensive.....Welcome to the real world!

Laura said...

Once last summer, a girl told me that "back rubs lead to front rubs, and front rubs lead to babies" and I don't live anywhere near Utah and have avoided BYU like the plague.

So I guess people believe these things everywhere. (Well, Mormon people.)

It makes me laugh.

brooke said...

um.ew...gaye is foul and above all else has some serious self esteem problems! the whole "beautiful" thing screams daddy issues and she's looking to you guys to fulfill that...

in the words of the great hall and oats: "oh here she comes
watch out boy she'll chew you up
oh here she comes, she's a maneater!!"

seriously...

Anonymous said...

I'm officially done reading this blog. You two are sick, disrespectful, and have no regard for sacred things. I thank God that my husband treats me like a queen and is never degrading.
Ladies - I hope by reading this blog you don't think you have to settle for men like these pigs. Have high standards for yourself. Find someone who thinks the world of you. Trust me, it's worth it! Look for men that have good qualities and treat women with respect. Not like "Jake" and "Calvin". Hopefully they grow up and find out what really matters in life.
~Aubrey Radigan

Andee said...

So...you pretty much Kissed Aaron. Does that creep you out?

She is WIERD. I would be creeped out if I were you.

bd said...

MBP- Please keep moderating your comments so people like Prick and his anonymous boyfriend can't post a million comments back and forth. At least this way they have to wait until you guys approve them to respond.

Whiteley Family said...

this is kinda hillarious that people get sooo wraped up in this.. either fighting with each other's comments or saying you're disgusting and they'll never read again.

personally i think it's super entertaing and like my dear bonnie said .. gaye sounds like a freak, bummer for you guys but pretty entertaining for us :)

Britt said...

Aubrey/Anon 2:19:

Thank you! I am so glad that there are smart women out there! It is unfortunate if girls settle for guys like this. It does make you grateful for what you have! I too am glad I didn't settle!

Cindy said...

You know what they say, "back rubs in the front room lead to front rubs in the back room".

Anonymous said...

Well... that's quiet interessting but actually i have a hard time figuring it... wonder what others have to say..

Autumn said...

Didn't read all the 90 comments, Calvin. But funny post. Sorry dude. That bites. Sloppy seconds can't ever be a good thing. She's way weird though. Who says "You make me feel beautiful." to a guy? That's just plain creepy. You deserve better. Plus, shes probably one of the horniest girls I've ever met. Funny thing is, she sucks at being horny. If that's possible.
haha.

Anonymous said...

so what? you made out, it made you feel good (or should i say beautiful? :D) and aaron had a fun time too.. probably wouldn't invite her over another time, but other than that, i dont see what's wrong with doing what you guys did..