C: Hey, Jake, look what we got today in our PO box. It appears to be a Valentine's Day package from people who actually love us and know how to prove it.
J: How thoughtful. Are those boxers both mediums?
C: Um... yeah... they are.
J: I guess you got two new pairs of boxers, Calvin.
C: I got dibs on Edward.
J: Good, cause Edward's a fag.
C: I dare you to say that to his face.
J: It looks like another fan who thinks we make out more than we really do.
C: Well, not with each other.
J: I'm just gonna grab this chapstick.
C: I'm just gonna grab this chapstick.
J: Whoops. That was an accident.
C: Yeah, I totally didn't mean to interlock fingers.
J: Me neither.
J: Did that come in the package framed?
C: No. I framed it.
J: Where did you get the frame?
J: You bought the frame just for that poem.
Jake and Calvin