Friday, May 1, 2009

Supplemental - JAKE

Primary writer of this blog. Always has about 6 days of facial hair growth. He bad at grammer an spelling. Is pretty grossed out by really fat people. Loves Sour Patch Kids and Mountain Dew. Has no problem dating and smooching several different girls at the same time. He's stopped trying to figure out the difference between "then" and "than". Plays soccer as often as he can, and any other sport with a ball. Is extremely attracted to black women.

APPEARANCE
height: 6' 0" weight: 180 lbs..
hair: light brown eyes: blue
genealogy: Scottish German
attractiveness: 6.5
coolness: 9

FIRST DATE Q&A
from: Seattle Washington moved to Sandy when he was 17 with his family
family: Oldest of 8. Parents together
high school: Brighton High School
mission: Dublin Ireland 5/07-5/09
church calling: Activities co-chair
school: majoring in Art
job: unemployed
when he grows up: Owner of professional Football Franchise or a ninja
favorite movie: Green Street Hooligans
music: Everything but country
motto: "God made dirt, so dirt don't hurt."


RATE PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS IN THE ORDER MOST IMPORTANT IN AN ETERNAL COMPANION:

1. face
2. neck/collar bone combo
3. skin
4. small of the back
5. abdomen
6. legs
7. bum
8. hair
9. boobies

7 comments:

joN. said...

i thought andrea said that jake was the sunday school teacher. did he get a new calling?

Buggsby said...

hehehehe Activities Co-Chair.... Are all your commitee's Co-chaired? Ours are.

Juliana said...

Jake, you crack me up :)

I love that you occasionally leave comments on my super-boring-domestic-housewife blog... and then I will occasionally click over to your blog and laugh my head off at how different our lives are.

Thanks for cheering me up today!

p.s. At least I'm assuming that the -j is from you :)

Hannah @ The New Black said...

I did things the other (cooler!☺) way around...went from Utah to Seattle. I won't hold that against you though. ☺

madison said...

you sound quite attractive...

Voice of Reason said...

Maybe you should update this :D

CKE said...

I miss this blog, JAKE. Just sayin' ;)