Friday, May 1, 2009

Supplemental - LANCE

Lance: Roommate. He didn't go on a mission cause he was probably sexually active. Comes to church with us every Sunday, but only because he knows we need him to get girls to our house. He wears shiny shirts to go clubbing Friday and Saturday nights. He also complains a lot about how "mild" and "weak" Utah beer is... even though he doesn't drink alcohol. Every once in a while he'll get a Girls Gone Wild DVD in the mail from Netflix and he'll disappear in his room for a couple of hours.

APPEARANCE
height: 6' 2" weight: 181 lbs..
hair: blonde eyes: Blue
genealogy: Danish
attractiveness: 9.5
coolness: 6.5

FIRST DATE Q&A
from: ShinyShirtville, USA
family: Youngest of 6 boys. Parents divorced when he was around 13.
high school: Someplace hip and trendy. Probably on the East Side.
mission: Nah. Probably wasn't worthy. Or else he DID go, but got sent home early and doesn't talk about it.
church calling: Barely qualifies as "active". His only calling is as a Home Teacher and he doesn't even know who his companion is.
school: Eagle Gate College. Part time. Has never been seen logging on or doing homework.
job: Marketing Consultant or something. He passes out business cards that have something to do with modeling, though. Not sure if it's serious.
when he grows up: I don't think he ever thinks that far ahead.
favorite movie: Night at the Roxbury
music: Any sort of club mixes that have a heavy beat and are dripping with harmonious sweat.
motto: "Dude. Turn that up!"

RATE THE FOLLOWING PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS IN THE ORDER MOST IMPORTANT IN AN ETERNAL COMPANION:

Girl must be hot. Girl must also think Lance is hotter than themselves.

10 comments:

Bethany said...

hahaha Lance cracks me up!!!

Ciana said...

a night at the roxbury?? that is awesome ha ha. lance is now officially my hero.

The Blog Stalkers said...

This guy sounds like my brother. Pooder, is that you? hahahaha "Dude. Turn that up!"!!!! Thats THE best motto Ive ever heard.

Bekah Buttons said...

lance is mine. Back off biatches

Steven said...

Lance sucks!!! He's everything I hate about dudes.

Ash & Suz said...

dude lance you are my fav! i love night at the roxberry! and clubing :]

Poguer said...

Out of all the boys, Lance you sound the most appealing rofl! Even though Calvin I would scratch your back during sacrament without being asked. You wouldn't have to propose though ;)

Poguer said...

Out of all the boys, Lance you sound the most appealing rofl! Even though Calvin I would scratch your back during sacrament without being asked. You wouldn't have to propose though ;)

Joker said...

Haha Lance sounds like me grown up! Something which I am proud of... exceot i have brown hair.. and drink the ocasional liquor

Lynnsey Fisher said...

Why is this blog not a reality tv show!?? hahah I would watch